Black Light Bodyscapes by John Poppleton
8 facts about my body:
1)I have a scar on my elbow and knee from a cheer leader running into me and knocking me over as a kid.
2) the mole under my eye is from a cat scratch
3) I have 26 screws in my face
4)I have 6 tattoos
5)I can’t feel my chin
6)I have a “beauty” mark on my belly
7)I rarely have to pluck my eyebrows?
8) this is getting tough… I’ve been doing my hair since 5th grade I guess?
on this weeks forecast, there is 0% chance of getting laid
I know you don’t like to talk, but you gotta do it for her.
Yadriel & Maria appreciation post ✿◕‿◕✿
HE SAID MORE THAN HE DID ALL SEASON. I THOUGHT HE DIDN’T CARE. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST BEING NICE AND LETTING HIS BABY MAMA SEE THE BABY THAT HE PROBABLY DIDN’T REALLY WANT AND BARELY LOOKED AFTER BUT I WAS FUCKING WRONG. I WAS WRONG ABOUT HIM. HE’S JUST QUIET. THE DUDE IS STOIC AS FUCK AND HE FUCKING LOVES MARIA AND HE LOVES THAT BABY AND IT’S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL THE WAY HE GUSHES AND TALKS TO HER LIKE MARIA ASKED HIM TO DO BECAUSE HE WANTS HER TO GROW UP SMART AND LOVED.
But also look at how cute the baby is dressed in each visit. Who did that? Daddy did. But that’s exactly the kind of visual cue that gets lost when he’s getting judged for his bald head, tattoos and stoic (thuggish?) demeanor.
I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza.
Wow this is really nice.